Received: from mail.proteosys.com ([213.139.130.197]) by nummer-3.proteosys with Microsoft SMTPSVC(6.0.3790.3959); Mon, 31 Aug 2009 08:42:27 +0200 Received: by mail.proteosys.com (8.14.3/8.14.3) with ESMTP id n7V6gQOZ007759 for ; Mon, 31 Aug 2009 08:42:26 +0200 X-IronPort-Anti-Spam-Filtered: true X-IronPort-Anti-Spam-Result: AjYEANMNm0oKXgYU/2dsb2JhbAAIgiEtjR2MHbovhBoF Received: from exhub-01.zdv.uni-mainz.de ([10.94.6.20]) by mailgate-01.zdv.uni-mainz.de with ESMTP; 31 Aug 2009 08:42:26 +0200 Received: from exchange-01.zdv.uni-mainz.de ([fe80::14:22ff:feff:56d2]) by exhub-01.zdv.Uni-Mainz.DE ([fe80::203:ffff:fe5e:614%12]) with mapi; Mon, 31 Aug 2009 08:42:06 +0200 From: "Hofmann-Kastl, Monika" Date: Mon, 31 Aug 2009 08:42:05 +0200 Subject: The Note on the Fridge Thread-Topic: The Note on the Fridge Thread-Index: AcopkULvqWfjwtxMToeVbf1ZO+lTfQAdEvHg Message-ID: <5D83E348D9CFD84EA529CD00C331C618011364AFCFE8@EXCHANGE-01.zdv.uni-mainz.de> Accept-Language: de-DE Content-Language: de-DE X-MS-Has-Attach: X-MS-TNEF-Correlator: acceptlanguage: de-DE Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary="_000_5D83E348D9CFD84EA529CD00C331C618011364AFCFE8EXCHANGE01z_" MIME-Version: 1.0 X-ProteoSys-SPAM-Score: -2.598 () BAYES_00,HTML_MESSAGE X-Scanned-By: MIMEDefang 2.65 on 213.139.130.197 Bcc: Return-Path: monika.hofmann-kastl@uni-mainz.de X-OriginalArrivalTime: 31 Aug 2009 06:42:27.0640 (UTC) FILETIME=[34BC3380:01CA2A06] Status: R X-Status: X-Keywords: X-UID: 6043 --_000_5D83E348D9CFD84EA529CD00C331C618011364AFCFE8EXCHANGE01z_ Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable Hallo! Guten Start in die Woche! LG, Moni ________________________________ This has been around before, but it always makes me laugh, so thought I wou= ld share it again, as I know I definetly have some animal loving friends, a= nd for those not so crazy about animals the last paragraph is for you lol. Note: The following was posted very low on the door of the fridge Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other d= ishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a cla= im for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically ple= asing in the slightest. The hallway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing me to= the bathroom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall fa= ster than you can run. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about t= his. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comf= ort, however. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep.= It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out to= the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out = and having tongues hanging out on the other end to maximize space is nothin= g but sarcasm. For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by some m= iracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessa= ry to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edg= e in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through the same door I enter= ed. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years - canine/feline attendan= ce is not required. The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell the other dog= or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough. Finally, in fairness, dear pets, I have posted the following message on the= front door: TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS: (1) They live here. You don't. (2) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. T= hat's why they call it 'fur'-niture. (LUV THIS) (3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people. (4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who ar= e short, hairy,walk on all fours and don't speak clearly. Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they (1) eat less, (2)= don't ask for money all the time, (3) are easier to train, (4) normally co= me when called, (5) never ask to drive the car, (6) don't hang out with dru= g-using people; (7) don't smoke or drink, (8) don't want to wear your cloth= es, (9) don't have to buy the latest fashions,(10) don't need a gazillion d= ollars for college and (11) if they get pregnant, you can sell their childr= en ________________________________ New! Hotmail sign-in on the MSN homepage. --_000_5D83E348D9CFD84EA529CD00C331C618011364AFCFE8EXCHANGE01z_ Content-Type: text/html; charset="us-ascii" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable

 


Hallo! Guten Start in die Woche!=

 

LG, Moni

 

This has been around = before, but it always makes me laugh, so thought I would share it again, as I kno= w I definetly have some animal loving friends, and for those not so crazy abo= ut animals the last paragraph is for you lol.


 

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Note: The following was posted very low on = the door of the fridge

Dear Dogs and Cats:
The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The oth= er dishes are mine and contain my food.
Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetica= lly pleasing in the slightest.

The hallway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing m= e to the bathroom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry abo= ut this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort, however. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when the= y sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretc= hed out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end to maximiz= e space is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by so= me miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw un= der the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through the same d= oor I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years - canine/feli= ne attendance is not required.

The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell the other= dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

Finally, in fairness, dear pets, I have posted the following message on= the front door:

TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:

(1) They live here. You don't.
(2) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furnitur= e. That's why they call it 'fur'-niture. (LUV THIS)
(3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
(4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters wh= o are short, hairy,walk on all fours and don't speak clearly.

Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they (1) eat less,= (2) don't ask for money all the time, (3) are easier to train, (4) normally come when called, (5) never ask to drive the car, (6) don't hang out wi= th drug-using people; (7) don't smoke or drink, (8) don't want to wear you= r clothes, (9) don't have to buy the latest fashions,(10) don't need a gazillion dollars for college and (11) if they get pregnant, you can se= ll their children

 

 

New! Hotmail sign-in on the MSN = homepage.

 

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